Concerning Your Application to [REDACTED]

Dear [REDACTED],

I regret to inform you that despite your impressive application, you will not be admitted into [REDACTED]. We hope that you understand that only the best of the best have the opportunity to apply to join our organization, and that coming this far has been a major achievement.

Normally, we would wish you well in your future endeavors. Unfortunately, it has come to our attention that during the application process you gained unauthorized information concerning the [REDACTED] process, and that you did so intentionally. While we do not know why you did so, we have taken steps to prevent the information from spreading further.

If you try to give this information to any news source, it will not be published. If you try to run, we will find you. If you try to convince us of your trustworthiness, you will fail.

This letter will self-destruct. Please be advised that a containment team will arrive at your house shortly.

Sincerely,

[REDACTED]