Galley slave to obsessive compulsive behavior

prior to passing thru cervix, buck naked bare this grandson of Aaron,

the sole heir foreshortened to Sol Aire

evinced (as shown via ultra sound),

which at birth became crystal clear, an obsessive compulsive prone

human being, endearingly cute as a baby monkey

possessed fear some countenance tipping the scales needled gear

greater or lesser than seven pounds (minus or plus a few ounces)

with a mass of dreaklocked hair, otherwise

a gangly sack of many a lovely bone, whereat obstetricians,

could not help himself but jeer

thus upon exiting birth cana; found him twirling loose

kinky follicular fibers accord ding to medical records,

a combination of his being bored

(with a really lee super strong arm penchant)

to sport dreadlocks, tough as hemp cord,

an anomaly, which no app could com pare,

boot nonetheless highly adored

resembling inimitable indestructible filaments,

when taut could lift off the ground a board dillow,

which no reference manual could address

even topnotch experts queried, could not explain

outrageous constituent rare lee if never seen before, though still insured,

a novel boot nada so critical freak of nature ma lord

hirsute component part in a triple tier moored

substantial pressure upon the head,

entwining, looping, spilling somehow

interweaving umbilical cord

into a mass of whirled wide webbed wear suitable

for four seasons, which bamboozled,

grew like Kudzu into an immense globular mass galore

('bout the size of Rhose Island)

after one year hoar more, and wove in part from stem cell threads,

nor ceased proliferating after birth placenta

accrued intact and immediately put in cold store

room, a by very peculiar product tinged

with strands of blond hair

evoking how lioness would

roar coccooning, contriving, and conveying this tiny dude

into a self concocted hermetically sealed giant spore

miniature mummy, who without doubt

looked like a lady bug hide entombment

able to survive thermonuclear war

as a minor subsequent repercussion

the downy side understood, impeterable forest

filched countless growing years, without jest ting,

when figurative messed

hair em scare em bedlam reigned as a supreme nest

shrieking obsessed invisible hoodlums broke free

from their electric kool aid acid test

from maximum security solitary confinement

in vestment for naught (busting andirons weighing down

with reinforced steel trapdoor cladding

didst not bar compulsive banshee like imps of thee pervert,

but merely slow down

miniscule limbs emulated a hitch hiker thumb

upon will could assume the Alaska Bull Worm sized

Albatross shaped achorage)

unsinkable (short term) screaming, rebelling, quaking,

atomic sized banshee beastie boys et cetera with fiery zest.