It Is Always Better

To NOT do what I said to do

Why?

Because I did NOT say it!

I did NOT say it today

I did NOT say it yesterday

I did NOT say it in a car

I did NOT say it on a bar

I will NOT say it eating grapes

I will NOT say it wearing capes

I shall NOT say it under there

I shall NOT say it missing underwear

I will climb the highest mountain top

Just to NOT say, "I'm right, you stupid sop!"

I will NOT say it with green eggs and ham

Because who the fuck says "Sam I am?"

I will NOT say it no matter how you push

I will NOT say it with a red spanked tush

I will NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT say it!

And so I'm right again

I win