Me vs. My Mom

"Hey, can you put away the dishes?"

"Yeah, hold on. Just gotta paste my college essay and submit this application. Just one seconnnddd annndddd-"

"You never do anything! Wow. Why are you being so rude?"

"W-What?!"

"You never do anything I ask you. Stop saying you can't-"

"I never said I can't! Why are you acting like this? Are you okay?"

"What? Wow. I'm done. Stop yelling at me!"

"But I didn't even do anything! Are you okay?"

"Wow. I can't even deal with you right now."

"Why do you never trust me? All you ever do is scream in my face so I can't get anything done!"

"NO I DON'T!"

"Do you even hear yourself?"

"Yes, I can, and I'm NOT yelling."

"Mhmm. Whatever you say."

...

...

"Go to your room."

"What?"

"You heard me. I said go to your room."

"But I didn't even-"

"GO!"