Jennifer’s Body

Dear Jennifer,

You probably don't know me. My name is Matt. I sit behind you in math class.

I've heard you like guys in bands, but I think we would get along good together. Those older guys are just after your body. You're more than just a pretty face to me. Don't get me wrong I think you're pretty foxy (dare I say Megan Fox-y? ;) ). Sorry for the lame pun, I'm just nervous. I also think you're the best cheerleader on the squad. I don't even like football, but I'm at every game because of you. For real though, I like you for your personality.

I was at the pool that night when you were flying. Needy said you were just hovering and that it wasn't that impressive, but don't listen to her, it's very impressive! So maybe we can hang out sometime...please reply, my locker is #47.