If You Don’t Like Poetry

If you don't like poetry,

then you probably don't like song lyrics.

If you don't like song lyrics,

then you probably don't like music.

If you don't like music,

then you probably don't like dancing.

If you don't like dancing,

then you probably don't like ballet.

If you don't like ballet,

then you probably don't like opera.

I don't like opera.

So, we've got an enemy that we share.

If you don't like poetry, I don't care.