Afterlife

The afterlife. Hmmm. Now there's a chestnut begging for controversy. Okay, you asked for it.

Given that only one person who ever lived is reputed to have returned after death, it is fair to assume that such an event is a rare occurrence. Further, as rare occurrences go, it is so rare as to be reasonably called a one off.

As far as I am aware, no one has ever been in touch with Trip Advisor to rate their afterlife so evidence that it actually exists is thin on the ground.

What I can attest to, is that the only perceivable benefit of death is guaranteed weight loss, phenomenal weight loss in fact.

I am firmly of the opinion that Death marks the termination of all bodily functions, hence doorbells are not fitted to coffins. Beyond that is a matter of personal beliefs and though I am by nature a lover of joking about, I am warned against jocular religious outbursts.

I suppose then that this is yet another failed challenge as I have nothing remarkable to add to the afterlife debate.

Except to say that I do not believe in ghosts, spooks, poltergeist, manifestations or any other such alarmist twaddle.