I Broke My Femur Falling for You

A rigidly formulaic romcom featuring a man and woman who want to be together but - due to constant poor timing and deep-rooted self-doubt planted by a handful of supporting characters - take a solid 2 hours to finally get their shit together and conclusively get married.  

Featuring a kooky-family, a secondary and less significant plot issue to eventually be resolved (usually having to do with someone's career), and some kind of last-ditch effort to get to the airport and magically sprint through TSA before the love interest's flight departs in exactly one hour.