Mailman

I looked you in the eye

And lied to your face

The truth 

is what you have long expected

I had an affair

And yes,

it was with the mailman

He was surprisingly hung

And oh, boy

Did he know how to use it

I am only telling you this

because I want you

to sign the divorce papers

Because I'm

I'm going to marry that mailman

Sorry, honey

It not personnel

He's just better at sex