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Write a humorous limerick.
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DanaRue in Comedy

Fluffy Frog

I really wanted a dog,

but my brother, he wanted a frog

I said "don't be silly,

Frogs are way too icky

Why can't we just get a dog?"

"Dogs are quite nice and fluffy

Frogs are always looking so stuffy

you can't train a frog

but you can train a dog

Why choose the slime over puffy?"

He looked like he understood

Said "having a fluffy pet's good"

He and mom went out

I waited back at the house

When they returned I shook

Instead of the agreed-upon dog

He'd went out and gotten a frog

It was cover in wool

My brother is a fool

Why had I trust him so?