I secretly love Jeff Goldblum

He finds his way into all of my stories.

“What if it's directions to destroy mankind?” said Brett. “That would solve the problem.” We all laughed because this wasn't the first time this topic had come up. It has been a sort of inside joke for years now. People destroy earth, destroy people. It was very Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic park. The phrase was usually followed by one of us quoting him “Life uh...finds a way” Then we  would laugh hysterically.