How John Became Richard

No, no, please not again. I hate becoming that... thing. Why does this always happen! My body was beginning to change. I shuddered at the thought it. My hair was migrating towards my feet which were becoming increasingly large and bulbous. I was sweating as my whole body painfully swelled. my form disappeared. I was becoming a sausage. My head, the last thing I had was becoming mushroom shaped. Oh no! Oh no! My body was shrinking, shrinking, shrinking! My bones were popping out of place and disappearing. my organs were realigning until they had become a shaft. My brain, the only part of me that was still attached was migrating towards the mushroom top. Suddenly, it was complete. I had transformed. I sighed and looked at myself. It happens every time I watch porn. I don't become the sexy girl. No, I become the dick. Always the dick. I sigh and close my eyes. At least I always dream I'm me again.