Challenge
Write the longest grammatically sound alliteration you can possibly muster. The longest such alliteration's author wins $150 if, and only if, this challenge receives at least 300 entries. Editing is allowed.
If you don't know what an alliteration is, Google it. Ensure that your entry is an alliteration and that it forms a coherent thought. Remember, editing is allowed.
Wallace and Wendy
Wallace watched Wendy, while wind whistled wildly. Wallace wondered why Wendy was wordlessly wonderful. Why wouldn't Wendy want Wallace? Why wasn't Wallace with Wendy? While Wallace wondered, Wendy wondered worriedly. Would we wander worlds with wondrous worth? Why wouldn't we? Wendy wondered. When Wallace wanders with Wendy, one world will win. While we wish, one world will wait. We will wait with Wendy. We will wait with Wallace.