Time

(I've been waiting for a challenge like this, because this is my most favorite poem I've ever written. Not the best one, or most moving. But it makes me giggle)

Time was a beautiful woman

She will be as tall as her grandfather’s clock

With dark hair past her hips

and mahogany lips

She may give me quite the shock

Yesterday she will give me a kiss

Or is a while ago, in which she does?

Either way she’s messed with my mind

that beautiful Time

And here is why because!

My seconds are fused with my days

My years are eight inches long

What have I will done?

This is not no fun!

Everything’s right, I mean, wrong!

How could I be entranced by her eyes?

What, when, who, where, and why’s?

Maybe I shouldn’t not paid more attention

Her beauty will catch me, caught me

Affection!

Somebody helped me

Get me in of this mess!

Everything's opposite

My life, I’m living, approximate

Time, I can only not guess!