Challenge
Someone has kidnapped someone you love and they've called your cellphone for a ransom. Little did the kidnappers know that you are the ultimate badass. So in 15-30 words, what is the ultimate threat you give to these kidnappers before you hunt them down and turn them into ground-bitch meat? Unleash your inner Liam Neeson.
I don't know who you are, but I will find you. And I will kill you.
Keepin’ it simple
I bet when you usually do this you get threats. People talkin' bout kickin' your ass and killin' you. I won't do that.
You'll see the bodies.