Challenge
Write the longest grammatically sound alliteration you can possibly muster. The longest such alliteration's author wins $150 if, and only if, this challenge receives at least 300 entries. Editing is allowed.
If you don't know what an alliteration is, Google it. Ensure that your entry is an alliteration and that it forms a coherent thought. Remember, editing is allowed.
One too many L’s
Look, Lover...Last, lover.
Lifeless lazy lethargic love.
Lasting libido lending limited loyalty.
Lustful living licensing lingering loneliness.
Love like lemons, lips like lightning.
Lifeless, loathsome Lothario.
Leave, legacy lacking lobcock
Lo! Long live liberating love.