Challenge
Write the longest grammatically sound alliteration you can possibly muster. The longest such alliteration's author wins $150 if, and only if, this challenge receives at least 300 entries. Editing is allowed.
If you don't know what an alliteration is, Google it. Ensure that your entry is an alliteration and that it forms a coherent thought. Remember, editing is allowed.
A Challenge from Charlotte
Charlie chose chocolate chips and cheddar cheese over cheap chopped cherries to charm Charlotte, a chess champion from Chicago, who challenged and cheated on him in Chinese checkers and chastised him to chew chili, chase cheetahs, change into a chimpanzee, chat like a chipmunk, chomp a chockful o' Cheerios, and cha-cha on a chair while chuckling with her chubby chow chow.