Challenge
Write the longest grammatically sound alliteration you can possibly muster. The longest such alliteration's author wins $150 if, and only if, this challenge receives at least 300 entries. Editing is allowed.
If you don't know what an alliteration is, Google it. Ensure that your entry is an alliteration and that it forms a coherent thought. Remember, editing is allowed.
TERRENCE THE TIMID TURTLE
Terrence, timid towards the tortoise tyrant Theodore the Twentieth, traversed Titan's terrain, treading towards the tall Trinity towers, through the two tungsten tombs that transcribed Turbos the Terrible's transcendental theology that 'twined Tyrone the Technomancer's three trustworthy teachings together, then through the terrifying thunderous tundras towards Titan's topmost tips, till the trembling turtle trudged towards the Titanic Tree that, through Terrence the Tough's tiny talkative talisman, taught thousands to tactfully tussle the Tyrant's totalitarian terrors, terminating Theodore through thievery, then tanks, then torture!