Take

She took my heart and took the dog

And took my favorite hat

She took the car and half my socks

And even took the cat

She took the lint from out my pockets 

Took the tiled floor

She even took my toothbrush

And the handle off the door

She took her time to take each light bulb

Out my favorite lamp

She took my old Nintendo

And my brand new Cadillac

She took my two-ply toilet tissue

Took my new shampoo

She took my T-Ball trophies 

And my plastic pink Kazoo

She took the carpet off the floor 

And paint from off the walls

She took my softest pillow

And my oldest overalls

She took my can of Dapper Dan

And took my PBR

She took my fancy plasma screen

And took my DVR

She took my bread and butter

And she took the master key

She took the toaster oven

And my Kenny G CD

So now I sit and wonder

In this empty house, I think

Of how she must still love me

Because she left the kitchen sink