Omnipotent

I can do it all

See my daughter's future

And make decisions regarding her welfare

Without a single thank you

But with complete self assuredness

Expand my wallet

To infinity

Meet- no exceed-

All deadlines

Set by creditors

Make my husband give a loving smile

Make my boss give an approving nod

Maintain a 24 inch waist

With a booty Nicki Minaj envies

Then

Without hesitation

Evolve back to "plain Jane" me

Just before undue jealousy!!