Ummm

Ahhh. Well. Writer's block, eh? Not a problem. Never had that kind of problem. Ummm. I could...

The flag flew high over the rusted fortress. It... rusted? That's crap.

The beautiful woman with the alabaster skin leapt from... alabaster? Nobody has alabaster skin, for crying out loud. Alabaster is hard! A story about Botox addiction? Nope.

A gunshot cried out in the night. The man... how does a gunshot cry? Really?

Let me get back to you on this.