Project Whiskey: Part 1

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All others subject to termination for the safety of the United States of America

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Intercepted cellular text messages from ████, TX received August ██, 2015. Names have been changed.

Time 13:24

John: Hey Jane, u off work yet???

Jane: Yeah, just got off work. How about you?

John: No, had the day off and now I'm broken down in the middle of nowhere

Jane: Oh no! anyone comming to get you?

John: Not unless ur going to drive out from Cali to get me. Ur the only one who actully replied.

Jane: did you try AAA

John: Been on hold with them for the past hour. I'm waaaay out here. Surpried i don't hear banjos or something

Jane: Where are you at?

John: Outside some little nothing town. First town i've seen in thirty minutes too, and the last one had more cows than people.

Jane: LOL, that's really out there. That's what you get for working the oil rigs

John: It pays good, and there's stuff to do

Jane: Like what????

John: U know that weird town I told you about?

Jane: Minerall Wells???

John: Yeah, they have this giant abandoned hotel, and they're giving tours of it. Also, there's this really creepy place called Nazarine Hospital that's supposed to be haunted.

Jane: What, you went in there

John: Hell yeah! ;D

Jane: OMG your an idiot

John: And it was super creepy, like a horror movie thing.

Jane: I swear your going to get yourself killed.

John: Why??? U believe in ghosts

Jane: No, you'll have the roof cave in on you or something

John: Yeah sure whatever

Jane: Well sorry for being concerened about you NOT dying

Time 14:02

John: U know, no one has passed me yet and it's been like over 30 minutes

Jane: What about AAA????

John: Still on hold

Jane: That sucks

John: Yeah, I'm htinking of walking into town. Someone's gotta be able to jumpstart me

Jane: How far away is it???

John: I don't know 2 miles, and it's freaken hot

Jane: Ok, well let me know when you find anyone. I gotta go. Almost home.

John: See ya ;)

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Statistics

████, TX

Population: 500

Year Founded: 1949

Primary Income/Employment: Oil Drilling, Cattle Ranching

(last updated 2010)

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Source [Data Expunged]

Regarding ████, TX

Research center: Foxtrot 5

Primary Research Directive: [Data Expunged]

Status: Unknown

Last Contact: June,██ 2015

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Notes

With all due respect for the Military and your rank [Data Expunged] ██████, I cannot reveal much at this time. Once confirmation is received, expunged data shall be revealed. Specific names, dates, and locations shall not be revealed, for I have no authority to do so, nor will any be given.

-Plumber X