Tinder.com Poseidon, age 25

About:

I'm Poseidon, and I guess I'm a pretty big deal. I'm the Sea God, which means I control water and stuff. I guess that's a good thing for all you thirsty girls out there.

Pay no attention to my age. I'm actually millions of years old, but this site doesn't have that option. I put 25 instead of 21 because I don't wanna attract teenagers who want weed. (All I've got is seaweed, sorry boys)

My brother Hades claims to be hotter than me because he's the God of Hell. I don't think so. He can't pull off Hawaiian shirts and mermaid tails as well as me.

I cover over about 2/3 of the land. I can also cover your bed tonite ;)

Swipe right to make some waves

Likes: Seafood, surfing and sinking large vessels (sorry Jack, I shoulda sunk Rose too because she wouldn't scoot over on that stupid piece of wood)

Dislikes: Deadbeat parents (my dad is kinda an asshole because he tried to eat me lol)

Anthem: Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple

Family: I have a lot of those. I try to kill some of them. My son Percy is ok ig

Street Name: Hoe-sideon because I get people wet. I'm also an Earth shaker ;)