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You see an online job offer for a hired killer. Write a resume ensuring you get the job.
Any form or genre.
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karl in Horror & Thriller

Backwards Hoodie Eyes Cut Out

If you need beef squashed give my throwaway cell a ring.

I'll be at their door like the pizza man. Ding! Ding!

For 10K I'll wet 'em with this semi-auto thing.

I'll feed em to my dogs for an extra fifteen.

I'm married to murder. Me and this AK had a fling.

I'll murk his whole traphouse disguised as a dope fiend.

I could extract info too. I'm quite convincing.

Backwards hoodie so I don't mind if witnesses sing.

There's an empire of killers. I'm just the king.

If you think a muhfucka actin' too fly I'll clip his wings.

If he pokin' ya beehive this Glock'll give him bee stings.

For repeat buyers it's pop one drop one FREE.

I got a million stacked up in case cops pop me

and a nasty lawyer that'll get me off scot free.

I can be clean. No one's gotta bleed.

For you I'll put 'em in the dirt like a seed.

But the only thing growing is my green.

Gotta keep my mind sharp. I don't fuck with lean.

Only beta blockers and amphetamines

to keep my instincts keen

so I can put in work and flee the scene.

No names so you have deniability.