okay, so you love him

he's just a person.

we're all just people.

he brushes his teeth, combs his hair.

he washes his armpits.

he eats, sleeps, urinates, defecates,

has to wipe his butt and

probably kisses his mom goodbye before going to school.

we're all born babies.

we all grow up into these strange and awkward things

and none of us really knows what's going on!

i've had it with pretenders!

and if he rejects you, don't dwell on it:

just think of it like he's a square peg

and just doesn't belong

in your circle.