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You see an online job offer for a hired killer. Write a resume ensuring you get the job.
Any form or genre.
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ArmandChascour in Horror & Thriller

Dear Sir or Madam

I am interested in your hired killer opportunity.  I have attached my resume as a Word.doc file.

I have had twenty years experience with increasing responsibility as a manager in retail.  I believe I have given satisfaction to all my previous employers and can provide references if you request.

I would like to explore the hired killer opportunity.  I have the qualities of initiative, preparedness, and a callous disregard for the mass of humanity that I think will be of great use as a hired killer.

I understand that I am making a career shift, so I believe my salary should be negotiable.  My last salary as a manager was $45,000.00 per year but perhaps we should consider a piecework approach to compensation.

I am immediately available to start, but I do have a necessary dental surgery scheduled in June, so perhaps July 1 would be a better start date.

I am eager to travel but do not want to relocate from the metro area.  I hope that is satisfactory.  

Thank you again for your consideration,

I. P. Freely