Biting dogs don’t bark

I'm a shape-shifter, a chameleon, without karma. I've survived everything that damned bitch has thrown at me. Life, that is. I don't believe in the spinning wheel, because it doesn't believe in me.

Yeah, fuck you, you're all ducks.

I got through life by changing, by adapting, changing my plumes to suit, singing the right tune.

Sometimes, I'm a cactus in a dune. Cowering, bending, but never breaking. Always going with the flow.

But my pet peeve (ha-ha): insolent yappy Pomeranians that constantly tempt fate. Yeah. Shut your dog up, or feel my wrath.