She Said..!

No bragging here, no need to boast

People listen coast to coast!

It could be, because I'm cute

I'm loud and funny, horn I toot 

People see me on my way

They talk about the things I say

Hanging on my every word

Sometimes my meanings are not heard

I make the masses laugh a lot

The sense of humor that I got

I told I hoped my "X" would die

In a hot tub, drunk, so I

Instead divorced his sorry ass

Now all know my sorted past

I think sometimes that I could tell

My friends at work a certain smell..

Lead me to find dead bodies where

A lake had washed up bones and hair

The whole thing with my tips and clues

Would be the front page of the news

My predictions always heard

People hang on every word

Judgmental people feast

The nature of the beast