trial and tribulate

Met my date at his gate

with chest inflate

he said; 

"great,  you're not late,

time we ate,  grab a plate

when we're sate;

sex after eight? 

I can't wait."

Result.

Me,  irate;

Before I hesitate, 

I say,

"Mate,  see your weight

from eating chocolate! 

You're too fat"

Saw him deflate,  meet his fate 

...no more deviate.