Boss Raid

*So are you going to tell me this great plan?

# No.

*Why not?

# Because I don’t like repeating myself. I’ll tell you when everyone gets here.

Who all’s coming?

#Jenna and Bishop.

*Just four of us?

# Yeah.

*Is getting us all killed part of the plan?

# No.

*How come Donny’s not coming?

# He said he was busy.

*Hmmm probably be better if Donny was coming.

#Well he not!

$ Hey guys!

*Hey Jenna what’s up?

$ Just the usual. Actually I thought I was late. Where is everyone?

*It’s just gonna be us three and the Bishop.

$ Really that’s it? Do we have a plan?

*Ask the mastermind over there.

$ What about Donny?

# Donny isn’t coming!

$ Alight Jeez..Psst.

What’s with Diggs?

*Idk He’s been edgy all day.

# You guys know I can hear you right?

*Heh heh yah we were just messing around. Not like you’ve been biting my head off all day…

% Hey losers!

*Sup Bishop?

$ You know you don’t have to respond when he says that right?

*Yah yah whatever were all here how bout telling us this plan Diggs.

% Woah you mean this is it?

# Yes it’ll just be the four of us.

% Just the four of us against Taran the Crusher!? We’re going to get our faces melted!

$ I’m kinda with Bishop on this one. Doesn’t it take like ten people to beat Taran?

% At least!

What about Donny isn’t he coming?

*Hem hem ix-nay on the onny day

%

Bro, you know I don’t speak Spanish.

# Enough! Can everyone just focus?

*Yeah we can focus on this so called plan if you’re ready to spill the beans.

# Fine but pay attention I only wanna say this once.

$ You got it boss!

# Ok so the four of us rush in at once.

*Okaaaay..

# Bishop will attack 1st and draw agro and Jenna will hang back and dual cast mez and binding.

$ Alright.

#While he’s busy with Bishops taunts and Jenna’s debuffs Tanner can come in and go for the legs.

% I’m guessing you want me to use monster bile so he’ll ignore Tanner’s attacks?

# Correct. So while you’re doing that I’ll climb to the top of the spire and spam fireball till he’s dead.

*Hold on. You mean that’s it?

# Umm yeah.

% Dude. I don’t think this is going to work.

#I said it would be fine didn’t I? Now let’s go!

$… I guess we should go after him.

% I guess so. You guys realize were about to have our faces melted right?

*Yeah I know. Maybe we should change our guild name to The Suicide Squad.

%But seriously does anyone know why Donny isn’t coming?