On the Intricacies of Underwater Exploration

You leapt into my ocean,

Boasting that you can swim. 

When you drowned, you

Blamed me for it. 

Then you found your safe harbor. 

You plunged headfirst into the water,

Only to break your nose

One foot down.

The moral of the story is: stop doing nosedives, or learn how to swim, you silly goose you.