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Zombie Apocalypse: Day 1

Dear Diary,

Today started out like any other normal day. Wake up at 5 am. Eat half-burnt toast. Get dressed and head out the door for work. But then when I was in the hall, George (you know, the janitor) was walking a little funny. Like kind of that typical zombie walk, shuffling from side to side and all. And at first I'm all like, whatever, maybe he's going through a rough time or something. But then he turned around and his nose fell off. Literally right off his face. Now I high-tailed it out of the office building, not bothering to consider the amount of worker's comp I could get if my brains got eaten by a zombie until it was too late to turn back.