Happy Birthday Brewski

Over eight months ago

I finally found fate

When I met this woman

Not a second too late

Someone in which

I can truly relate

And one that I most

Appreciate

My rock that I know

Won't fluctuate

She's always been there

To motivate

With her words and poems

That fascinate

And advice that helps

To navigate

When my life has left

Me desolate

For her -

I would not hesitate

To strangulate

Or assassinate

I mean it people,

She's really that great!

Now before you start

To speculate

-Ruminate and

Fabricate

Let me be the first

Setting things straight

Our bond won't ever

Dissipate

-Or depreciate

I assure you

I don't exaggerate

When I say she is my

Non-lesbian soulmate

(Pssst...that means we

Do NOT copulate)

**Happy Birthday Sammie! Love you sweetie! Xoxo