Jesus loves pancakes

I like to lay out on the road

and wait for a car

to roam past

push its brakes quickly 

when it sees me lying there

laughing and crying

because I want to go to Heaven 

and Jesus might take pity on me

If I'm flattened out like a pancake 

maybe he will forget my sins 

the awful things i have done

he might overlook my scars if i am crying hard enough 

Jesus loves pancakes