Challenge
Remember the supreme sexiness of crafting me ditties about laundry, taxes and going to the dentist? Well, damn--this is going to be a bit boring by comparison. Write me a sweet, neat love poem or story set in the most maudlin or repulsive of situations or settings. Tag me in the comments, please. #loveamongstthestench
Hostages
Captured together in a dungeon of doom,
Little more than a bed in a concrete-floored room.
Yet you with me,
As happy as can be,
Until this place finally becomes our tomb.