Just Pardoning My French

-I will never think about 1 thing without 9 other thoughts in my brain.

-I can eat 100% organic food, but it sounds lame.

-There will never be a time machine, because we've never seen one.

-Life will always have a problem, and that's great.

-That one time I got a therapist, he quit because of me.

-My teeth will never seem white enough to me

-I'll never feel like I run fast enough

-Southern cookin' is the best

-A world without chicken is also a world without me.

-Due to my Irish blood, I'll likely be an alcoholic for a year or so

-The word swag will eventually be in that section of our history books that makes you think 'Everyone was weird at that time.'

-Haters gonna hate

-Breaker's gonna break

-I'm just gonna shake it off