Being Best Friends Means Never Having to Say You’re Sorry

My best friend

is a belt,

it taught me everything,

I ever felt,

gave me every consequence

I ever dealt

At least I'm flying,

with twelve red welts

Hey, my best friend

is a noose.

It taught me never tie

a knot too loose,

and to never ever

call it abuse.

At least I'm crying,

that's my excuse.

Yeah, my best friend

is a razor.

Taught me to pray,

my silver savior.

And to never give

a single favor.

At least I'm trying

"How can you blame her?"

So my best friend

is my pain.

It taught me only give

what I can gain,

and to always, sure,

pretend I'm sane.

At least I'm lying,

behaving tamed.

Guess my best friend

is a tonic.

Taught me any substance

can become chronic,

and to never, ever

give up on it.

At least I'm styling

my own sonnet

Well my best friend,

must be sex.

Taught me feelings

I never flexed,

and to always, never,

fuck an ex.

At last I'm satisfied

Are you impressed?

Yeah my best friend

is all this stuff.

Taught me never lie

when I can bluff,

and to never, ever

give something up

At least I'm dying,

half empty cup.

Glad my best friend,

isn't me.

Taught to disbelieve

that which I see,

and should I fall

and break my knees,

At least I'm buying

into disease.

I'm sure my best friend

must be dead.

Taught me to think

Without my head

and to never ever,

bleed in bed.

At least I'm not shitting

where I am fed .