“Vive Immaturity!”

"Vive Immaturity"

My good friend Flipstork said

So I went to my friend's wedding

In a giant panda head

The Groom no doubt now regrets

Having me as his "Best Man"

Perhaps my congrats went too far-

When I "joy-buzzed" Bride's Dad's hand

Roach on the plate

A Bridesmaid bang

Fake vomit on the cake

Misjudged the Groom's ability

To take my little jokes

Or maybe I did overreach

With my prodding and my pokes

Because of their reactions

I now regret it all

But it's too late

The angry Groom

Will not return my calls

To follow good friend

Flipstork's lead?

It was a grave mistake-

My Mother

Just rescinded

The invite

To my Aunt's wake...

-DeRicki.