5 FF

1) Water can never be hotter than when it boils, but the boiling point varies depending on how high you are/ air pressure.

2)If a giraffe were to drink coffee, by the time it reached its stomach, it would be cold.  

3)Napoleon's left testicle is under a bed in new york right now.

4)Darth Vader never has said, "Luke, I am your father."

4)Vending machines have killed twice as many people than sharks, while the leading cause in animal attacks in the United States is cows.