Call Girl

Welcome to the job honey

I'll be your manager, Dumb A. Heart

But my nickname is Emotion, so call me whichever you like

I ain't gonna lie to ya sugar (well, not for now)

It's a tricky sticky job here

Bein' a PRN peace of mind piece of ass

Just like any job, you gotta give some to get some

All you'll need for each client is your time

And a little chunk of your soul (no one needs all of that, anyway)

We serve a special demographic

Those who need a little...practice in between the "real thing," as it were

Well, they'll come to you

The playboys on the off week

The Army boys killin' time until they ship off

Anyone who needs a pastimer time waster fill-in love of their life

Darlin', that's where you come in

Now you just let them bounce their pretty words and their promises off you

Don't let it go to your head; they ain't gonna mean it, so try to keep your distance

If you fall

Welp, hazard of the job

And Service With a Sob is our motto anyway

Your paychecks will come whenever the clients run off

And boy do we make a fortune here; here's your first one in advance

Payable to: Your agony

In the amount of: "I'm sorry"s

Date: His convenience

Signed: Heartbreaker