Cousin 21 Chump Street: The Musical

[JUSTIN]

I called a cousin who called a cousin who called a friend, who called a couple dozen cousins, cause it doesn't end

[COUSIN]

My cousin Justin's looking for a little something-something for a certain someone, some girl he wants to be touching

[STUDENTS]

Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something

[COUSIN 1]

We were just discussing our cousin Justin. Wasn't Justin the cousin who just made the honor roll, got the colleges buzzin'?

[COUSIN 2]

Are we close to our cousin Justin? Are we supposed to trust him?

[COUSIN 1]

Are we thugs to our cousin Justin? We don't sell drugs, man

[STUDENTS]

Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something

[NAOMI]

Did you get it yet?

[JUSTIN]

No, I'm about to get it

[NAOMI]

Is your dealer a student?

[JUSTIN]

I got you, girl. Don't sweat it

[NAOMI]

Let me know when you got it

[JUSTIN]

As soon as I can

[NAOMI]

I'll find a way to repay you, Justin

[JUSTIN]

Oh, man!

[COUSIN 1]

Yo, what is up with this fussin'? This isn't up for discussion. This is our cousin coming to us. He's our blood, and we love him

[COUSIN 2]

Ah, look at Justin. He blushing

[COUSIN 1]

Our little Justin is crushing

[COUSIN 2]

Sorry for rushing to judgement

[COUSINS]

Why should we get you these drugs?

[JUSTIN]

Love!

[COUSINS]

What?

[JUSTIN]

Only if you believe in love. Love!

[COUSINS]

Love! Love! Only if you believe in love

[COUSIN 1]

Get him the stuff

[JUSTIN]

I hand my cousin twenty-five ducats, I'm sweating buckets. He hands me a sandwich bag with some little green nuggets. I got it for you

[NAOMI]

X-O. Cool

[JUSTIN]

You want it now?

[NAOMI]

See you at school

[STUDENTS]

Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something

[JUSTIN]

Love!

[JUSTIN]

Only if you believe in love! [STUDENTS]

Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something

Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something.

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