Now I Don’t Know Which to Use! :-p (my 10 “starting lines”)

1) I saw an angel in my bedroom last night.

2) "Why is it so bright in here?!"

3) "Who the FUCK is- Whoops!"

4) So, I was in bed last nite when I saw this bright light, like a small star, but it grew bigger as it approached my bedroom window.

5) Do you believe in angels?

6) Angels don't really have hair of gold.

7) Last night, I thought I was about to be kidnapped by a UFO, but I was wrong.

8) So, I had a witness while I was pleasuring myself last night, but I didn't know it at first.

9) I had no idea.

10). Wait'll you hear THIS, guys!