Pick-up Lines and Put downs.

One day a guy walked up to me and started a conversations. Well, it went like this.

"Are you an Angel because you look divine." He said.

"Are you from hell? I don't date demons."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I feel a connection."

"Have you been working in a cheddar factory? Because I smell something cheesy in here."

"Is it hot in here or just you?"

"Why don't you take a shot? Oh wait, it'll just cause your head to steam more."

"Have you been playing darts? 'Cause you're a bulls-eye."

"When did you last bathe? 'Cause you're lines smell almost as bad as you."

I soon got tired of him and walked away. He tried to follow me but I stopped next to my man. The flirter gawked as he saw my man. 6 foot 9 and all muscle. He glared at the guy who dared tried to pick me up as I told him what happened. As I talked, the other guy ran back to the bar.