You aren’t seedy to me, veggie.

No rotten apples or things going bananas! 

All eyes on you potato! Lookin' sharp ;)

A tomato by any other name would smell as sweet, and they have been a veggie since 1893 during Nix v. Hedden. A unanimous court decision said they made the cut! 

But peaches won't because they are defined botanically and not, in the special way the ta-mat-toe is. It is the exception to the rule!

Broccoli is cool as is it's cousin cauliflower, I like to roast it till I've blackened it's little veggie soul and douse it in herbed butter and devour it before it's cold...... 

But it ain't pretty when me an vegetables meet, I introduce them to meat and shit gets a little salty after that...

But vegetables are beautiful, 

I find that a fact.