Oh By Golly Gee (Fuck Off and Die)

Oh dear me, Amanda, the birds are a'singing 

The sun's all a'shine

Is that a glimmer you've brought 

By the light of your eye?

Have you blessings of angels

To write out today

With a harpsichord love dove

Guiding home hearts all astray?

(Well, let's see here, cunt

How 'bout ya go back to sleep

Take your happy pill fuck fest

And hang yourself in your sheets

You're a burnt out old sag

Your poetry sad shit and crippled

And please put on a bra, bitch

So the floor don't chafe your nipples)

Why, you ol' kidder, Amanda

Always with your venom a'spew

Here, sweetheart, have a muffin

I've got organic chamomile a'brew

For you, a masterful sonnet of love

Lesson to ease your self-vengence

My verbage flawless and fresh, dear

Why, you must find your redundance a hindrance?

(Take your sonnet and shove it 

Right up your deep valley of ass

And try not to get lost in the craters

Of that grandiose mass

Your floral, putrid, vomitous bull

Plays fast track on repeat 

Prescription is "go suck a cock"

And don't call me next week)

Oh Amanda, my darling!

Are you on the defensive?

Has your failure to rhyme 

Left a stitch in your senses?

I can demonstrate to you, sweetie

The eloquence of superior flow 

I find wealth in the charity

Of helping you grow

(Ha!  Is that what you call 

Your dog shit heap of emissions?)

I'd say, with all due respect,

It's finer than petty churned out renditions

(And your "lullabye" fuckworted

Gagworthy sugar is pretention)

Easier received than below primary

Self-indulgent fantasy fiction

(Why don't ya break out dusty old dildo

And relieve your do-gooder tension?)

Can you not dredge up an insult without

Elementary sexual mention?

(Says the poor little tight-twatted

Prude in need of a hard dickin')

Oh, too far, Amanda

You're just displeased with your writes

(I would recommend in your uptight position

An up-the-ass for three nights)

Silly cow

(Whore)

Your humor is hard try!

(Haha!  You know you love it.)

Get lost

(Go to hell)

How about you just fuck off and die?