Cookie Cannibalism

Oh, this is awful, absolutely terrible, almost unspeakable. 

This is cannibalism.

It's the newest creation which People named Candice. 

People won't eat Candice because she's the prettiest.

Her–no, she's no her. Candice is an it–its hands are huge, its teeth are sharp.

Cookie cannibalism: it's proof that wonders never cease.