Favorite of 2016

Written 4 months  ago for the challenge that asked us to make up Stripper names.

The 'Strippa-hoe' Tribe

One day we decided to be indians.

All the girls were bored and, well, alcohol wasn't an option in this joint.

We dudded down in Brown's and tans,

We were gonna scalp a man.

We each got names for our special tribe,

I was "Dances with poles" of the Strippa-hoe tribe!

I do the traditional "makes it rain" dance just to survive.

A kind of pervy monotony to this kind of life,

but that day, THAT day, I was truly alive.

Whooping and Hollering and not thinking twice,

I was just dancing with the girls and damn it felt nice!

Not worried about jerks trying to squeeze on a slice,

maybe because tomahawks make these bad boys play nice,

But hey, in any business customer service always comes with a price...

We were indians! What a night.