They Don’t Come in Peace, Don’t you see!?

Your cat is against you!

It’s true, and 

if that’s not bad enough 

you don’t even see it coming.

They want to confuse you. 

They need you distracted.

Just think, 

sticking a few Big rocks in a field like stone hedge winds up 

being enough for us to lend that solitary event years and years 

of our time! 

Enough to have crossed the mind of almost every single person you might bump into on a crowded street.

Enough to stop people from seeing what is right at our feet, their little kitty subterfuge.

Loch Ness eludes proof that’s definitive because Whiskers the 318th is an assertive little bugger who is charged with the task (just like his forefathers) of making a dash quicker than the camera shutters and to perfectly place his tail. Causing all people to STILL question if "Nelly" is real.

It may be a dino, 

or an extinct thing from the Paleolithic period, but to see the proof that you’ll never find proof you’d have to catch whiskers mid skid!

We are mocked with crop circle call signs for “La Via 9 times!*”

This illusory distraction has been maintained, and the cats persist fueled by their hate.

Generation after generation, Felines are trained into this lengthy plot.

However! They maintain that it was, in fact, not them to attempt to construe that statue that was weeping. Turns out it was just allergic to cats, but see now without trying they are winning!! Anything misguiding turns to tools for their utilizing.

Its nothing new though,

when you realize this is how it’s been since the beginning.

Yet, few will ever see.

These cats, they want our Pot Pie. God Damn it Kitty!