yes I am simply mad

I am not mad at anyone

for i am simply mad 

for I love the little things and it's important to enjoy them 

I enjoy big bulging eyes 

the way they bulge out when I say the things I say 

I hate the way people chew gum 

they look like a donkey 

there annoying yacking

and split 

smacking around in their mouth 

saliva slushing and gushing and mushing the gum 

in their mouth 

and the crinkle of their snout 

and pushing their nose in their air like everyone wants to see

what's up in their house 

 anyway back to what I was saying 

I simply enjoy how people look at me when I go on my rants 

or when I furrow my brow 

when I smell a stench 

and with one pinch 

I can offend a crowd 

with just one glare 

I make them stare 

I make them take a dare 

to share in my idiosyncrasy's

I enjoy my little fetish's 

some are very pettish 

My doctor says I am mad 

I say how can I be mad when he has done nothing bad 

all he has done is make me feel sad 

because he makes it clear in one bottle I am not normal 

sure I ramble about my friends in wonderland but they are real 

one dresses in teal 

and wears heels 

wait they are the same person 

sometimes I see different versions of the cat 

I always hear this annoying noise of a tit-tat-pitter-pat 

and a loud bang 

of a clock 

then there's my idiot friend's tweedle dee and tweedle dum 

I think there are brothers 

but then again I don't even know if any of that was real 

because every time I take those dang pills 

I can never visit them 

but my doctor says I need them

I don't see the need

but I still heed 

because I don't want to end up in that asylum

well if I am being honest it wasn't really an  asylum 

it was just some shock therapy it was really fun watching the waves enter my head

and jolting my head back into the chair .

I have been there so many times I practical now how to do it 

you wanna try my friend ;)