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BlackNovember in Comedy

My Apologies

It was a day of such sorrow

No longer a tomorrow

A day so long it felt like years

Every strong soul reduced to tears

No longer a sun to light the day

A sadness overwhelming is all

That I could say

My finger was there

But no one could pull it

I did my best

But no longer could hold it

From out of my ass

It came like a bullet

It was so fucking bad

It gave a bald man a mullet

From out of the store

They all ran so fast

Cleared fucking Meijer

With the smell of my ass

Never again a White castle meal

If you don't want the fucking

Paint on your walls to peel

Yours truly...